penetrieren:

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

(Source: marielaveaus)

4zula:

sometimes? i just be holding my titty

coolfriendlyguy:

sheatriceisreal:

coolfriendlyguy:

shingaras:

coolfriendlyguy:

guess what number im thinking of

420

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

69

yeah it was 69

silverloke:

missveils:

dorkstar-brat:

My reasons for doing things:

1. Spite
2. The Aesthetic

That’s it.

okay i lied
3. Attention

x

pussylipgloss:

thebeautysupplystore:

sexybinch:

sexybinch:

thebeautysupplystore:

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

(Source: dothemoststpatrick)

myhomework-is-onfire:

prideand-pretty:

okay so you know the soulmate au where on your 21st birthday you wake up in your soulmate’s body? imagine if you were dating someone for a long time and on your birthday you wake up and you’re in their apartment so you’re like “yes it’s them!!!” and then you look in a mirror and you’re in the body of their roommate

oh my god they were roommates 

hustlerose:

j0ules:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

newkidsonmycock31:

tilthat:

TIL - You can skip piracy warnings and trailers on a DVD by pressing STOP -> STOP -> PLAY

via reddit.com

i can’t wait to do this 10 years ago

deadlockgrace:

sparxflame:

cannedcream:

nickyvmlp:

baedesu:

zerotheduke:

furiouslyfeminist:

blxxdfae:

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

We have states bigger than your entire country

ur largest city

london

Oh…. honey….honey no

I’m about to blow everyone’s got damn mind.

Not a metropolitan area, just fucking Jacksonville.

i would like to point out, tho, according to wikipedia, as of 2011 for just the cities:

Jacksonville population: 829,719

Chicago population: 2,705,000

London population: 8,174,000

like. it’s cute and all that y’all have big cities in terms of area, buuuuuut…….

whats your point

(Source: cherryg0re)